Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after, went shopping, dancing and camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,travelled more, had many fantastic lovers, only cooked the things she liked to eat, always had money. She went to the theatre, never watched sports,never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high selfesteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, burped, swore and farted all the time.
THE END
Posted by 兰格格 at May 4, 2007 07:53 AM