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Im not going to lie to you.  SMU is an elitist- breeding pen for the Rich and the Elite.  It is not an institution for everybody, but it is for those with great social connections, Money, and the determination to succeed in this world- which now requires much more than higher education.  Success now-more-than-ever, requires strong connections, and that is one of the main reasons why you should attend this fine institution.
 

SMU is one of the finest institutions in the Nation.  This is due to several reasons.  Firstly, it is considered one of the Top 5 Networking Schools in the nation (meaning that about 95% of students at this institution come from notorious families around the globe, and as a result of their fame/wealth and connections, their children who are SMU students will inherit these connections).  This leads to making friends who are going to be, beyond all reasonable doubt, well-connected everywhere.  Secondly, many students writing these reviews complain about the excesive wealth of students on campus- and it is actually true, the greater mayority of us are multimillionares, future controllers of the world, members of the elite and decision making society of this world; but why do they complain?  The answer is simple: Yealousy.  Instead of complaining they should realize that they are entabling a friendship with people who are going to be extreamely succesful in near future.

And yes, Many of us students dress in Lacoste, Prada, Ferragamo, Polo and Armani clothing, and Yes we do drive fancy cars, but that does not mean we are arrogant or discriminatiory.  We spend money because we can, and we carry around American Express cards because our parents give them to us, but that does not mean we discriminate those who dont have these things.

Lastly, Dallas is a dream for any college student bound to find a GREAT internship.  93% of all the Fortune 500 Companies of the World have their headquarters in Dallas, and in a 5-10 minute drive you are in your office (as opposed to those living in college towns where internships are mostly available if you take a semester off). 

Dallas is a place where true millionares live, where georgeous women walk around in their Tods mocassins and nice-looking dresses.  This is a dream come true.  A place where girls at school look like models and are friendly.  This is a place where you can have it all: a First-class education at one of the finest institutions in the world, a georgeous looking girlfriend who not only has the looks, but also the brains, A $20 dlls/ hour internship at say JP Morgan, as well as the ability to roll with single most elite and fine society in the nation.

In short I recomend this university to any person who wants to get a great education, be succesful in near future, develop friendships with very important people, have a model girlfriend, and be surrounded by

like-thinking individuals who most probably are to rule the economic, social and political aspects of the world.

 
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Sweetheart-learn to spell. "Yealously", "georgeous"? SMU is a school for wealthy parents incompetent retards, who could not make into Harvard, Yale, Rice, Columbia, MIT, Skidmore...